Today I received this text message:
"Katrina not you answer that you have no balance on the phone, tonight im in sevilla, we saw the kitten, why do not you come with friends, a kiss, you will not find"
Looks like he finally understood since a kiss I will not find. But what is this business about a kitten? Does that even translate to anything?
Let this be a lesson to boys everywhere: do not try to pick up girls in another language. You will just end up looking like you are really excited about cats.